Wednesday, June 25, 2008

On The Road Again?


And Trey said he'd give his left nut to be playing YEM 5 Times a day for the Rest of his Life.

Minor heart palpitations when I think about standing Page-side upper in Hampton twisted and staring slack-jawed at a monsoon of light and deafened by aural assault that is First Tube or feeling my feet leave the ground at the climax of Hood...
...and the thought of paying for a Tour and my mortgage at the same time.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Louisville - A Journey of Stirring Images

Leaving Richmond:

Landing in Newark:

Newark Deux (I only snapped one in the terminal. People frown when you are taking pictures in an airport near NYC):

Checking in the Vibe (Yes, I drove a car named after a "marital aid"):

A Wide Stance (aka The Chili Volcano):

Leaving Las Louisville:

Cleveland Rocks?:

Awaiting The Mc:

Sunday, June 22, 2008

It's a Chili Volcano!

Skyline Chili goes down as a sweet, sweet mana from the gods.
But, fuck, it comes out roaring like the Wrath of Yahweh.

Ode to a Sham

As I sit here dropping a deuce
I wonder about the make-up of my chili.
UNGH! That was the size of a moose!
So big it hurt my willie.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Delay One.

Delay One.
High winds in Newark.
Planes stacking up.
Connecting flight not YET in danger, but I am not full of faith.

Les Miserables

Then you have the miserable, jaded travelers that forgot the amazement you felt the first time the wheels left the ground.

Traveling (and Cell Phone Blogging)

There's something magical about an airport.
A sense that maybe there still IS a Frontier unexplored.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Sex-dripping Cambodians

Really, those Cambodians drip sex... they stain the carpet with it. sweet jesus, i will live vicariously through others...

if you ever find yourself

if you ever find yourself drunk and in a titty bar with a drunk, sexy cambodian chick with d-cups trying to give you a dance, say no.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008


The move is over and done with. The old house is cleaned. The new house is filled with boxes.
Sweet Jebus, this was a fuck of a weekend.