Sunday, August 10, 2008

How Not to Catch a Fish

This is incorrect:

In fact, it is so wildly incorrect that it will actually be somewhat painful where the word "somewhat" means "really fucking."

What's even worse is when you are fishing at a tiny farm pond a mile off the main road and reached via a rutted, bumpy, rock-strewn "road."
And the nearest emergency room is 15+ miles away.
Yeah, emergency room - you try and keep your composure while trying to pry a fully embedded barbed treble hook from your own finger. Actually, let's see if you have a sense of humor and a light attitude after you've had a lure hanging from your finger by a deeply embedded hook and a foot-long bass hanging from the lure. It fucking sucks.
Trust me on this.
You know what sucks more?
The fucking tetanus shot in my arm.
I can't lift my arm almost 36 hours after the injection.

So, yeah, emergency room.
And I left with nothing but a band-aid on my finger. Sad, huh?

On a happier note:
Go Skins!

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