Lewis Black has a brilliant bit about a line he heard come out of a woman's mouth at some diner. It was so ... illogical that if he thought about it too much he was certain that his head would explode.
The line was "If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
Don't think about it too much, as I fear he may be right.
Now, I came across this picture... well, it's the visual representation of that line (sans horse).