Friday, March 20, 2009

Have You Ever Wanted...

... to jam a stapler down someone's throat while you taunt them with jests about the miniscule size of their genitals?
Someone referred to me as "The Robster" this morning.
I nodded and smiled politely all the while imaging the blood squirting through the hole in their carotid left by my truck key.
I'm not violent.

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