Sunday, January 18, 2009

If It Wasn't For My Horse...

Lewis Black has a brilliant bit about a line he heard come out of a woman's mouth at some diner. It was so ... illogical that if he thought about it too much he was certain that his head would explode.
The line was "If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
Don't think about it too much, as I fear he may be right.

Now, I came across this picture... well, it's the visual representation of that line (sans horse).
Be warned...

Friday, January 9, 2009

Back in the Lottery

You heard it right...
Summer '09.

The only plausible dates are Pennsyltucky and... fuck, man.
Asheville.
Truly a show that will forcibly sodomize my ears with glorious tones.